kin list. fuck you
the red featherman
frisk undertale
link but specifically from breath of the wild
kirby
theres more but you need to unlock my level 8 confidant for that information
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hi
What?
What the fuck do you want, huh?
oooh you like highlighting text dont you?
Are you seriously trying to get into my private account? Do you really think that you, a random stranger from twitter dot com, would be allowed in so easily?
good. youre gonna need to later!
Go on, then. Prove your worth. Why should I let you in?
You don't even know my name, let alone who I truly am.
The fact that you would even attempt to gain access to such an obscure account is laughable.
if youre reading this youre gay
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heh
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hi gorb
That's it? That's how you think you'll prove your worth? You seriously believe that you will automatically gain access to my account just by clicking through this carrd?
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yes, actually!
Pathetic.
get their ass king
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Ugh.
Alright, I guess there is one thing that you can do... Something that might make me consider letting you in.
click gorb
Are you ready?
keep clicking him
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almost there!
Alright. Here it is.
hah! got you >:]
bet you fell for it, didnt you?
well! if you're here you already know my deal. whats up! i dont actually go by e**** anymore in private (y'know. gender reasons. also my old name objectively sucks) so its aki instead! wahoo!
im on here 24/7. that is not an exaggeration. i tweet like 100 times a day about the stupidest shit imaginable and you have been Warned. Turn Back Now.
if you DO want to follow for some godforsaken reason you can just request! but this place is oops! all irls (and 3 online friends hi guys) because my friends are the coolest people i know! like 60% of my tweets are me talking to them lol
anyways check this shit out. look at him go
